April and Spring are always an exciting time in Las Vegas! It’s finally warm enough for women to start wearing next to nothing when walking the Vegas streets. One thing we can all agree on, when ladies were less clothes, life is better for everyone. April is especially awesome at Hogs, because we finally get to release our Spring food and drink menu!
We’ve worked harder than ever on this year’s Spring release. Now that we have your mouth watering, let’s take a glimpse at our new specialties. For those looking to start slow, go hard, and finish fast, our new menu items have got you covered!
the Hog – If you’re looking for a six inch Italian, try hooking up with one of the chefs at Pizza Rock – at our saloon, the Hog comes in one size only, 12 inches. And for all you foodies out there, you know length isn’t the only thing that matters when it comes to a good sub. This hot dog hoogie packs enough girth to make the strippers on Boulder Highway choke. Now that’s what we call a sandwich… $9
the Heifer – Inspired by our never ending obsession with whiskey and burgers, we present to you the greatest burger one can find in Sin City. We start by marinating the burger meat in Jameson Whiskey for over 24 hours. From there, we skip frying this bitch, and serve it to you bloody raw on the finest buns in Vegas. This burger will not only quench your hunger, at 80 proof, it will fuck you up as well… $9
Swig & Swine – Your choice of the Hog or Heifer, served with a cold can of 805 Beer, and to wash it all down, an over-sized shot of Hogs Piss for you and your bartender. Life is good… $19
Pink Taco Tuesday* – We know you love your tacos moist, these tacos are the moistest around. You’ll have no problems stuffing you face into this pink wonderland. Once you’ve finished up the job, you can wash it all down with a chilled shot Deep Eddy’s Vodka, paired with an ice cold PBR. Fuck yesss… $19
*In order to keep our pink delights as fresh as possible, we only offer this combo on Taco Tuesdays. You can always trust that pink tacos coming from behind this bar, are some of the freshest tacos in all of Vegas!
And there you have it folks, the newest additions to our 2019 menu offerings! Can’t wait to see you this Spring!!!
THIS BLOG WAS CREATED AND POSTED ON APRIL 1ST 2019. HOGS & HEIFERS SALOON PROUDLY SERVES 805 BEER, PABST BLUE RIBBON, JAMESON WHISKEY, DEEP EDDY VODKA, AND WORLD FAMOUS HOGS PISS, BUT WE DO NOT SELL FOOD OF ANY KIND. FOR AS MUCH AS WE WOULD LOVE FOR EVERYONE TO EAT PINK TACOS IN OUR SALOON, THE SPRING FOOD MENU RELEASE IS AN APRIL FOOL’S DAY JOKE. HOGS & HEIFERS IS HERE TO SERVE YOU BOOZE, AND PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT WHILE DOING SO. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, LET LOOSE, AND LET’S HAVE SOME DRINKS!
IF YOUR FAT-ASS IS HUNGRY BEFORE, OR AFTER VISITING OUR ESTABLISHMENT, YOU CAN WALK TO OUR NEIGHBORS, THE TRIPLE GEORGE, OR PIZZA ROCK – BOTH GREAT PLACES TO EAT. AND TO THE CHEFS AT PIZZA ROCK, PLEASE DON’T GET OFFENDED BY the Hog JOKE ABOVE… JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN 😉